this
is
the
story
of
the
little
pan
cake
from
is
all
name
"Pancake
Doré"
who
was
so
buttered
that
he
could
slide
from
east
on
west
to
deliver
amazon's
package
to
different
people
around
the
world.
He
was
really
happy
of
his
job
because
he
could
see
all
the
pan
cakes
like
chinese
pan
cakes
indian
pan
cakes
thai
pan
cakes
jap
pan
cakes
australian
pan
cakes
kiwis
pan
cakes
viet
pan
cakes
russian
pan
cakes
hungarian
pan
cakes
polish
pan
cakes
israelian
pan
cakes
(those
one
are
a
little
bit
touchy)
the
egyptian
pan
cakes
(with
dattes
in
) the
norvergian
pan
cakes
the
swedish
pan
cakes
(they
are
super
smart
and
funny
and
better
pan
cakes
than
all
the
other
pan
cakes
on
earth
like
they
grilled
with
vegetal
butter
on
an
clean
electricity
gazinière
far
from
the
belgian
pan
cakes
full
of
beef
fat)
the
italian
pan
cakes
the
algerian
pan
cakes
the
senegalais
pan
cakes
the
portugese
pan
cakes
and...
you
know
what
I
mean.
And
"Pancake
Doré"
just
keep
going
on
his
trip
like
this
all
day. But
one
day
juste
after
the
breakfast
with
eggs
and
bécon
and
milk
and
the
orange
juice
and
the
french
bread
ANYTHING
BUT
PANCAKES
did
you
get
it???
Yes
I
know
it
breaks
my
heart
some
times.
So
one
morning
this
little
beautyful
buttered
butt
pan
cakes
receive
a
imail
from
his
compagnie
the
well
named
AMAZON.
What
a
surprise!
Because
amazon
generally
doesn't
care
much
about
Pancake
Dorée
because
amazon
doesn't
care
about
their
employee
in
general
(if
you
want
to
learn
more
about
Amazon
heartless
way
of
making
buiseness
I
can
advise
you
to
tap
on
(
such
an
ironie
am
I
wrong
??
;-)
)
this
question
"why
amazon
is
the
worst
human
invention
since
the
Chamonix"
this
is
an
amazing
and
clear
article
written
by
myself
for
the
Times)
The
letter
from
Amazon
was
saying:
"due
to
too many
complaint
against
you
Mister
Pancake
Dorée
we
have
the
regrets
to
kick
you out
of
our
honorable
compagnie.
We
stay
at
your
disposal
if
you
have
any
question
about
the
money
you
will
not
and
never
receive
from
us
in
compensation"
(what
an
committed
story
i'm
giving
to
you
;-)
some
people
see
me
like
orson
well)
at
this
moment
Pancake
broke
a
plumber
he
was
like:
"WHAAAT??"
and
like:
"WHuuut?"
super
angry
but
we
can
understand
him
(I
forgot
to
precise
the
gender
of
Pancake
Dorée
he's
a
boy
and
I
think
it's
why
is
so
angry
it
s because
of
the
testostérone
you
know........
bref)
so
super
angry
Pancake
was
breaking
things
and
you know
why?
Because
he
KNEW
the
bloody
client
that
sold
him
to
the
compagnie
boss!
ROASTED!
In
the
next
episode
you
will
discover
the
identity
of
this
devil
pancake.
(spoiler:
he's
mexican)
(lol
it's
a
joke)
(or
maybe
not...)
LOL.
SO
our
little
cutti
tiny
spicy
pan
cake
starts
a
great
research
of
the
JUDAS
in
the
middle
of
this
table
that
is
the
earth
among
those
pan
cake
who
are
the
apostles.
But
what
he
is
going
to
discover
is
so
huge
that
Elun
Mosk
will
be
involved.
Pancake
Dorée
starts
with
the
latest
client
he
has:
SIR
PANCAK
Of
MON
PANCAKE
(a
canadian...
as
always..)
and
he
asked
him:
"do
yA
have
ay
prObleM
with
MeY
siR??"
(Mister
Dorée
has
a
pancake
accent)
and
here
the
canadian
said:
"Yes
sir
of
course
like
every
pancake
of
this
p(l)anet."
Poor
little
super
creamy
and
greasy
cutie
dored
pancake
who
was
crying
after
that!
"What??; why?
:'-(
i'm
thi
BeSt
in
whOt
I
du! I'm
olwAys
oN
Time!
"
"oh
yes
my
soeur
said
Mister
Of
MON
PANCAKE
but
our
package
are
always
covered
up
by
grease
you
know.
" (be
careful
here
the
subject
is
not
the
film
that
gives
you
the
irrepresible
envie
to
crêpe
your
hair
but
the
actual
fat
coming
through
our
national
Pancake
Dorée
fat
buttered
butthole
)
.
So
the
canadian
pancake
tapoted
the
greasy
shoulder
of
the
fat
pancake
and
closed
the
door
behind
him
.
I don't know
the
end
of
the
Pancake
Dorée's
story
but
what
I
can
tell
you
is
that
I
don't
think
that
he
will
be
happy
ever
after
because
he
was
such
a
noob
and
he'll
never
gonna
get
another
job
and
his
wife
probably
left
him
already
(she
was
an
asshole
by
the
way
)
.